You know you are trying to conceive when:
- You pay $2 more for gummy prenatal vitamins because the regular pills are huge and smell like fish.
- Spilling urine on the bathroom floor is a monthly occurrence.
- You buy pregnancy tests in bulk. With coupons.
- You buy an iPad app to track your cycles. And marking ‘love making’ days is the first thing you do afterwards.
- You consider buying maternity clothes on sale.
- You start writing a blog.
- You stop reading infertility blogs because they are all whiny.
- When you are ovulating and 3 days straight of sex is far from sexy.
- You consider herbs, stones and voodoo
Here’s the the crazies!
