Momma: One.

Mikey: Toooooooo.

Momma: Three.

Mikey: silence.

Momma: Three.

Mikey: Foooooo.

Momma: Five.

Mikey: Saaaaaa (a stretch, I know).

Momma: Seven.

Mikey: Ayyyyyyyye.

Momma: Nine.

Mikey: TAY!!!!!!!!!

This kid. Genius.