Pre-2013:
“Never will I ever have a kid who doesn’t wear matching clothes. When I have a kid I am going to make sure he is at least dressed appropriately for the weather. And I don’t understand why parents can’t at least brush their kid’s hair before going out in public. There is no excuse for kids to go out looking like a hobo.”
June 29, 2016:
“For the love of all things holy Mike just put on a pair of shoes so we can go!”
Hey Pre-2013 Jackie? Shut up.